Wassup mofo! Long time no speak my good man. How’s the missus? Did you end up going to Hawaii for summer vacay like we talked about?
Anyway, I know you’re on leave at the moment but I also know you get mega busy from like September onwards so I’m just trying to help you here. Plus, this is a limited edition item and I’ll be gutted if I miss out! You remember the ‘incident’ with my eyelash curler? Let’s not speak about it, but I need a new one. Not just any eyelash curler – I need the Shu Uemura gold eyelash curler. Yes, gold. The iconic shu eyelash curler has been dipped in 24 karat gold, and my lashes deserve nothing less. It’s only $40, which is well cheap (in my humble opinion they could have charged $100 and still sold out). Speaking of sold out, it’s on counters July 2 exclusive to David Jones, so mark it in your diary please!
Love to the family.
PS – I’m sure Mrs Claus would love one too – grab one for her while you’re there.