Dear Zoe Extreme Wedge from Sportsgirl,
Oh my, look at you! All nudey and clompy, but then with a smart racing stripe up the back (for added speed, I assume). I have no idea how I would wear you, because goodness knows I’m not very good in anything with a heel, but I need you in my life. I think you and I would make beautiful summer music, me in a floaty maxi skirt and a crochet top, while you thieve all the attention down below.
Let’s hang out. I’ll bring the cider.
PS – If you want to buy them for me, they are $149.95 from Sportsgirl