…you’re the boss and the employee (and believe me, performance reviews are always an interesting experience). I can’t just lodge a leave request and pop off for a week, because the boss gets angry (she’s a bitch). So instead I’m lodging a leave request to you, my dear readers, and respectfully asking for a week’s annual leave.
It’s going to be really hard to resist the temptation to post, but I am taking a self imposed week off to recharge the brain and find where I left the creative juices (I could have sworn they were in the fridge, but apparently not).
If you see me lurking around, tell me to rack off (politely, of course – manners please)!